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orphanblack:

Kristian Bruun, Dylan Bruce and Maria Doyle Kennedy on their way to an entertainmentweekly photoshoot.

The Orphan Black cast are on the ground at Comic-con. 

tooleztofunction:

This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

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today has been a very good end to a very good week and here is a largely unrelated selfie

sarahcosima:

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water. —

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

I just listened to a podcast about the history of plastic surgery and apparently in Roman times men used to get their penises altered to look like other dudes’. Like, they’d go, “Man I saw this bangin’ wang in the baths the other day and I just gotta have it.”

I’m honestly surprised this hasn’t come back into practice.

(via listerinezero)

BANGIN WANG

(via quasigeostrophy)

I meant to text my mum during my break to see if I could pester her into buying me some Kopparberg because I can’t really buy things until I get paid and it’s Friday but I forgot but she bought some for me anyway TODAY IS SUCH A GOOD DAY

Game on, #CloneClub.

starponds